asyrian88
asyrian88 t1_j1salew wrote
Reply to comment by karmus in [WP] Scientists living aboard a slow generation ship have cracked the secret of FTL travel and transmitted it back to Earth, but don't have the resources on board to construct it themselves by burritoresearch
That pretty much sums up humanity. If I can’t have it, neither can you. If I can have it, I’ll make sure you can’t.
asyrian88 t1_j16t704 wrote
Reply to comment by Nevadajack87 in [WP] The world ended 20 years ago, you haven't found a living soul since then. Through some ingenuity, you call voicemails for the last 20 years to keep you company. "Hi, this is Cindy..." "Hi you reached Bob" "You know what to do at the beep" until one day "Hello...hello? Oh my God hello!" by killznhealz
There it is. I was waiting for this one.
asyrian88 t1_j16si48 wrote
Reply to comment by aDittyaDay in [WP] The world ended 20 years ago, you haven't found a living soul since then. Through some ingenuity, you call voicemails for the last 20 years to keep you company. "Hi, this is Cindy..." "Hi you reached Bob" "You know what to do at the beep" until one day "Hello...hello? Oh my God hello!" by killznhealz
I was 100% expecting this to end with someone asking about their car’s extended warranty.
asyrian88 t1_j6n9cya wrote
Reply to comment by cjjflick in [WP] Out of all the superpowers out there, you consider yours the most sadistic; you can save any number of innocent people from death in the face of danger, but to gain that ability, you must kill an innocent person. Named after the infamous moral thought experiment, you are... Trolley Man. by MarauderOnReddit
Great yarn, but can’t read any more on this thread. So much oof.