Since I heard Rice a Roni, I'll tell y'all a secret. Get a rotisserie chicken, pick all the meat off, and toss it in the pan when you put the water in. Easy peasy chicken and rice! Some stores even have just the chicken, already picked off. Even easier!

The why is it so short yet I feel like I'm gonna die in here tunnel

I used to live on Bread and Milk in Coventry. So many people said "......can you spell that?" So I started saying "what you run to the store for before a snowstorm"

Heroes tunnel?

I wonder how long it'll take before we have people in 3 separate mass shootings

I'd rather pull my eyebrow hairs out one by one than have a bunch of rowdy kids NOT go outside

Cool, when can we vote in the California stop?

They've been watching that episode of the Simpsons on repeat

It's unreal how much they hate kids

You really don't think Willi Rico is racist? Try 101 in Dayville, heading east past target. That's a trip. Oh, and the let's go Brandon store in Windham, ugh

Not for a few months. I do Uber, and I'd rather do Bridgeport than Fairfield or Greenwich any day. I had one dude from East Haven to Greenwich, got to the destination, and I swear to god this dude pissed in a bottle in my car! And then wouldn't get out! I had to be polite because he's holding a bottle of piss and I'm terrified of what he'll do with it. He finally got out and now he's banned from Uber (but I'm sure he'll just make another account)

Same town that's fighting like hell to not have mental health services in the schools

The "poor" parts of Fairfield are scarier than Bridgeport!

Based on the amount of "let's go Brandon" bullshit. That wacked out house that covered their entire yard with "stolen election" crap. I worked at a popular bar in Putnam for 5 years, and I saw maybe 6 poc there. Willi Rico. Even Jewett City is bad

It's surprisingly racist up there. Very hillbilly

I wouldn't be surprised if there were some in the Quiet Corner

When the pandemic first hit and everyone was freaking out, I laughed and said "yeah, I'll worry about it when the casinos close" because we all know they never close. Yeah, that's when I panicked haha

Nah, show up at the houses at 6am and bang on the door "I hear you're having a yard sale!"

Jesus Christ that was an ordeal. I knew a mother of one of his victims, I stayed up all night to make sure he was actually dead. I worked in Jewett City at the time, noone gave a shit that I was dead on my feet all day

Oh, I meant the crafter in the pic

Do you have a FB or IG page?

Capitol in Willimantic helped get me in a newer car when I was sure I couldn't qualify

I was a rep payee for my ex. We never get the respect we deserve

I understand the tiktok hate, but I'm in trauma tok and the way it's made shit so approachable and relatable, it's better than therapy. You feel just so much less alone

Depends on where's he putting the hot dog