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> The meatball was created by Australian cultured meat company Vow, which - promising this was not an April Fools' joke - said it wanted to get people talking about cultured meat, calling it a more sustainable alternative for real meat.

> While creating cultured meat usually means using blood of a dead calf, Vow used an alternative, meaning no animals were killed in the making of the mammoth meatball.

> Vow hopes to put cultured meat on the map in the European Union, a market where such meat as food is not regulated yet.

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> Chinese leader Xi Jinping says he is preparing for war.

> At the annual meeting of China's parliament and its top political advisory body in March, Xi wove the theme of war readiness through four separate speeches, in one instance telling his generals to "Dare to fight." His government also announced a 7.2 percent increase in China's defense budget, which has doubled over the last decade, as well as plans to make the country less dependent on foreign grain imports.

> In his third speech, on March 8 to representatives from the PLA and the People's Armed Police, Xi declared that China must focus its innovation efforts on bolstering national defense and establish a network of national reserve forces that could be tapped in wartime.

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> Indigenous elder Aunty Joy Murphy Wandin AO has been stopped from performing a Welcome to Country ceremony for Barack Obama because she was allegedly being "Too difficult".

> The Wurundjeri Woi-wurrung Cultural Heritage Aboriginal Corporation said event organisers, Growth Faculty, removed Aunty Joy from event proceedings amid claims she was being "Too difficult".

> The corporation said Aunty Joy had asked event organisers to "Make appropriate accommodations for a support person" to accompany the elder to the event, along with "Requests to provide Mr Obama with a gift as is cultural practice".

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> A year after Reddit updated its policy on non-consensual intimate image sharing-a category that includes everything from revenge porn to voyeurism and accidental nip slips-the social media platform has announced that it has gotten much better at detecting and removing this kind of content.

> Despite banning revenge porn and other forms of NCII, Reddit came under fire in recent years for NCII found on its platform.

> A Reddit thread upvoted by more than 17,000 users suggests that some of Reddit's community members are keen to spread awareness that TakeItDown can help minors block revenge porn on other platforms.

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> The Marburg outbreak in Equatorial Guinea continues to grow, the World Health Organization said Wednesday, as the global health agency stated that it knows of confirmed cases that the country has not yet reported.

> "WHO is aware of additional cases and we have asked the government to report these cases officially to WHO," Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said during the WHO's weekly press conference.

> The additional cases are laboratory-confirmed, said Abdi Mahamud, WHO's director of alert and response coordination, though neither he nor Tedros revealed how many additional cases the agency has learned of.

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> A huge hole has appeared in the sun which is 20 times larger than Earth, it has been reported.

> It will result in 1.8-million-mile-per-hour solar winds being sent towards Earth on Friday.

> NASA said: "Coronal holes are magnetically open areas that are one source of high-speed solar wind. They appear dark when viewed in many wavelengths of extreme ultraviolet light, such as seen here. At times, the solar wind can generate aurora at higher latitudes on Earth."

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> A hurricane named Ian or Fiona will never threaten land again after the World Meteorological Organization removed the names from a rotating list due to the damage and lives lost during the 2022 tropical season.

> Hurricane Fiona retired - Fiona was the first major hurricane of the 2022 tropical cyclone season and the most intense system on record ever to impact maritime Canada.

> DRONE VIDEO SHOWS 50-FOOT WAVES AND DESTRUCTIVE WINDS IN THE HEART OF HURRICANE FIONA. Hurricane Ian retired - Ian will be remembered for being the costliest disaster in all of 2022 and for being the deadliest storm to strike Florida in more than 80 years.

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> India has welcomed the birth of four cheetah cubs - more than 70 years after the animals were declared officially extinct there.

> "I congratulate the entire team of Project Cheetah for their relentless efforts in bringing back cheetahs to India and for their efforts in correcting an ecological wrong done in the past," he said.

> Cheetahs - the world's fastest land animal - became officially extinct in India in 1952, after years of dwindling numbers because of hunting, a loss of habitat and not having enough prey to eat.

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> China has threatened to "Resolutely fight back" if US House of Representatives Speaker Kevin McCarthy meets Taiwanese President Tsai Ing-wen during her planned transit through the United States.

> Taiwan's armed forces have said they are keeping watch for any Chinese moves when Tsai is abroad. Zhu Fenglian, spokesperson of China's Taiwan Affairs Office, told reporters in Beijing that Tsai's "Transits" of the US were not just her waiting at the airport or hotel, but for her to meet US officials and legislators.

> "Such visits are a reaffirmation of US support for Taiwan at a time when critics of the Tsai administration - and the CCP - strive to sow doubt about the reliability and commitment of the US as a partner to Taiwan," J Michael Cole, a Taipei-based adviser with the International Republican Institute, told Al Jazeera.

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> Israeli researchers have developed a new variety of tomato that is more resistant to drought conditions and could help farmers cope with the destructive impact of climate change.

> An in-depth genetic analysis led by the Hebrew University of Jerusalem's Shai Torgeman and Professor Dani Zamir identified interactions between two areas of the tomato's genome that lead to increased yield and resistance to dry conditions.

> "There is global warming and farmers need tomatoes that can cope with these changing weather conditions," Torgeman explained.

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> PARIS - Authorities raided the Paris offices of five banks Tuesday on suspicion of tax fraud, French prosecutors said.

> The raids come as part of five preliminary investigations opened in December 2021 on allegations of money laundering and tax fraud linked to dividend payments, the French National Financial Prosecutor's Office said in a statement.

> The raid comes amid global financial turmoil unleashed this month by the collapse of two U.S. banks and the government-orchestrated takeover of troubled Swiss lender Credit Suisse by its rival UBS. ADVERTISEMENT. The French investigation involved "Cum cum" deals in which a foreign shareholder of a company listed in France transfers its shares to a French bank around the time that dividends are paid out to avoid paying capital gains tax.

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> Russia's strategic nuclear forces began training with the Yars systems, which can supposedly launch intercontinental ballistic missiles at up to 11,000 kilometres.

> In particular, there will be an "Inspection of the Omsk Missile Unit with command and staff training with the Novosibirsk Missile Unit equipped with the Yars launch vehicle".

> The Strategic Rocket Forces of the Russian Federation is a separate branch of the Russian Armed Forces, armed with intercontinental ballistic missiles with mobile and stationary nuclear warheads.

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> BAGUIO, Philippines - Philippine police seized more than 500 kilograms of suspected methamphetamine concealed in tea bags Wednesday and arrested a suspected Chinese drug dealer in a northern mountain resort city, police officials said.

> Duterte had denied condoning extrajudicial killings in his so-called war on drugs but had openly threatened to kill suspects until his final years in power.

> Police say there have been considerably fewer killings of drug suspects under Marcos, but human rights groups have still expressed alarm over the continued killings under the government crackdown and asked Marcos to cooperate with the ICC in investigating the killings that took place when Duterte was president and a longtime mayor of southern Davao city.

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> President Volodymyr Zelenskyy has warned that if Russia manages to capture the town at the center of what's been the longest and, by most accounts, the bloodiest battle of Vladimir Putin's war on Ukraine, it could doom his country's chances of preventing Moscow from redrawing the border of democratic Eastern Europe by force.

> Speaking with The Associated Press, Zelenskyy said that if Bakhmut were to fall, Putin could "Sell this victory to the West, to his society, to China, to Iran," as leverage to push for a ceasefire deal that would see Ukraine agree to give up territory.

> Ukraine leader warns if Putin can claim a win, he will "Push, push, push".

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> ON A TRAIN FROM SUMY TO KYIV, Ukraine - Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy warned Tuesday that unless his nation wins a drawn-out battle in a key eastern city, Russia could begin building international support for a deal that could require Ukraine to make unacceptable compromises.

> "If he will feel some blood - smell that we are weak - he will push, push, push," Zelenskyy said in English, which he used for virtually all of the interview.

> Ukraine itself? While Zelenskyy acknowledged that the war has "Changed us," he said that in the end, it has made his society stronger.

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> Russia has begun a giant training exercise on its intercontinental ballistic missile system with 3,000 soldiers, in a sinister show of military might.

> Vladimir Putin's forces are training on the Yars missile system, which can carry multiple nuclear warheads and can reportedly hit targets 7,500 miles away - with the US and Europe within range.

> Mr Putin has said he wants to make Yars, which replaced the previous Topol missile system, the centrepiece of Russia's ground-based nuclear warchest.

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> Scientists at Durham University discovered the "Ultramassive" black hole by observing its pull on passing light, called gravitational lensing.

> The academics said the black hole was 30 billion times the size of our Sun and was the first to be measured using gravitational lensing.

> Dr Nightingale told BBC Radio Newcastle: "Even as an astronomer, I find it hard to comprehend how big this thing is."If you look at the night sky and count up all the stars and planets you can see and put them in a single point, it would be a fraction of a percent the size of this black hole.

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> The EU's joint presidents flew to last year's U.N. climate talks in Egypt aboard a private jet, according to data seen by POLITICO that revealed heavy use of private flights by European Council President Charles Michel.

> That means during the five-hour return flight to Sharm El-Sheikh, Michel and von der Leyen's jet may have emitted roughly 20 tons of CO2 - the average EU citizen emits around 7 tons over the course of a year.

> The decision to travel to Egypt by private jet was made after no commercial flights were available to return Michel to Brussels in time for duties at the European Parliament, his spokesperson Barend Leyts told POLITICO. Staff also explored the option of flying aboard Belgian Prime Minister Alexander De Croo's plane, but it was scheduled to return before Michel's work at COP27 would be completed.

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> EDINBURGH: Scotland's parliament on Tuesday confirmed Humza Yousaf will replace Nicola Sturgeon as first minister, the devolved nation's youngest and the first Muslim leader of a government in western Europe.

> Yousaf had promised on Monday to be "The generation that delivers independence for Scotland", and said he would promptly ask London again to allow another vote.

> SNP leaders took pride in Scotland becoming the first democracy in western Europe to appoint a Muslim as the leader.

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> United Nations - The UN General Assembly on Wednesday is expected to adopt a resolution calling for a top court to outline legal obligations related to climate change, an "Unprecedented challenge of civilizational proportions."

> While nations have no legal obligation under the Paris Agreement to meet emission reduction targets, backers of the new climate resolution hope other instruments, such as the Universal Declaration of Human Rights or the UN Convention on the Law of the Sea, could offer some pathways for enforcement.

> The UN resolution notably asks the ICJ to clarify the "Legal consequences" for states which "Have caused significant harm to the climate system and other parts of the environment."

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> In collaboration with the Dubai Police stations, the General Department of Criminal Investigations has arrested 25 beggars as part of its successful anti-begging campaign, launched under the slogan "Begging is a Wrong Concept of Compassion."

> Major General Jamal Salem Al Jallaf, Director of the General Department of Criminal Investigation, stated that the anti-begging campaign has significantly reduced the number of beggars annually, thanks to the strict and decisive measures taken against those apprehended.

> Colonel Ali Salem, Director of the Infiltration Control Department in the General Department of Criminal Investigation, urged the public not to respond to beggars' pleas, show pity or sympathy for their appearance, and assist the police by reporting any beggars immediately through the call centre, or the "Police Eye" service available on the Dubai Police smart app.

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> Hundreds of thousands of people are expected to take part in strikes and protests Tuesday in the tenth day of action since January against reforms of the country's pension system.

> The Interior Ministry said it expected disorder at Tuesday's protests and had deployed 13,000 police - 5,500 of them in Paris - to counter it.

> The change is opposed by trade unions and the majority of people but Macron, who has made reform of the country's generous pension system the cornerstone of his presidency, says the country cannot afford the ballooning deficits it will run up over the next 25 years as the country's population ages.

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> Like many others in this sleepy town of under 15,000, Patrick said protests against the government's planned pension overhaul would need to "Harden" to have any chance of succeeding.

> Nestled in a rural region roughly 120 kilometres south of Paris, Montargis has witnessed its biggest rallies in living memory since the start of an increasingly bitter battle over pension reform, with the number of protesters peaking at around 4,000 - equivalent to almost a third of the local population - on March 7.

> She described the rallies against pension reform as a "New phenomenon" in a region unaccustomed to street protests.

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> Electricity generated from renewables surpassed coal in the United States for the first time in 2022, the U.S. Energy Information Administration announced Monday.

> Growth in wind and solar significantly drove the increase in renewable energy and contributed 14% of the electricity produced domestically in 2022.

> The Energy Information Administration projected that the wind share of the U.S. electricity generation mix will increase from 11% to 12% from 2022 to 2023 and that solar will grow from 4% to 5% during the period.

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