>After about 10^(38) years,

Where does this figure come from, given that we don't yet know whether protons decay or not, let alone their half life?

Complete layman, so take this with a grain of salt, but isn't the relativistic view of gravity that it bends space-time? So when you're in free fall you appear to be accelerating with respect to the ground, but you're actually in an innersial reference frame, while the ground is accelerating upwards through ever contacting space.

If gravity contacts space, then of course it will counteract the expansion of space.

You seem to be thinking relativistically about the expansion of the universe, but Newtonianly about gravity.

I guessed squeamish people might find it off-putting. I removed the NSFW tag anyway because you're right, there really isn't anything explicit about the post.

According to the article the male isn't affected very much, though he may be slightly less fertile due to a decrease in testicle size.

It was accurate to modern pin tumbler locks, which were invented in 1848, and weren't widely adopted until a century later. I don't think they would really fit a viking themed game.

Can you carbrains just... not kill children every five minutes?