Love this!

PS I know it's not what you were going for but I immediately thought of that iconic Reservoir Dogs scene where they're walking down the street in a bunch in their black suits and white shirts. It struck me as the pastoral equivalent of that image.

Reservoir Dogies if you'll permit the terrible pun.

This makes me so homesick I just looked up where I can order lorne sausage, haggis, fruit pudding and Stornoway black pudding online for home delivery. I was so happy to find I can get several breakfasts worth for under £30 only to get to check out and find they have a £75 minimum order for home delivery. Sad now :( I miss just being able to go to the nearest corner shop for a breakfast pack on a Sunday morning.