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bearsheperd t1_jd1ima5 wrote
Reply to comment by Relative_Truths in Mountain lion claws Colorado man soaking in hot tub by kk4u
That is what you should do. Act big and tough, do not run, if they get too close be ready to boop em the boop of their life.
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Reply to comment by vineyardmike in LDS Church donates water to Great Salt Lake by kreals
And it didn’t work?! Huh must be gods will then
bearsheperd t1_jcci7eg wrote
Reply to LDS Church donates water to Great Salt Lake by kreals
They should just pray for water.
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Reply to comment by HappyMaskSalesPerson in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Professional darts?
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Reply to comment by Shadowrider95 in Make sure you get a clean shot off, this guy is known for surviving some pretty serious shit by Manfrenjensenjen
Zeus: you called?
bearsheperd t1_ja6c79w wrote
Reply to Make sure you get a clean shot off, this guy is known for surviving some pretty serious shit by Manfrenjensenjen
Do you need some kind of special ammunition to hunt Jesus? Holy water hurts demons, silver for werewolves and wood kills vampires. What do you use to for sons of deities?
bearsheperd t1_ja2086d wrote
Germans that don’t know their own history. We already know what happens when the world let’s a country invade their neighbors 1 by 1.
bearsheperd t1_j9u3ypx wrote
For anyone curious a playa is a dry, vegetation-free, flat area at the lowest part of an undrained desert basin.
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Reply to comment by oldthunderbird in [OC] Poor Career Choice by rebelrosepins
Yes. Or that’s his daughter and her boyfriend
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Reply to comment by xprmntng in PsBattle: Fox standing on hind legs. by sampeng1
I wonder what the fox is saying
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Reply to comment by cbbuntz in Three seconds of audio could end up costing Fox $500,000 by blaspheminCapn
Even these big corporations like to nickel and dime. If someone uses the tone without realizing they were going to be fined then it’s a screw up and someone will get fired. If they did it knowing full well they’d get fined and got the go ahead anyway, then yes they should fine them more.
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Reply to comment by jxj24 in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
Sounds like good news!
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Reply to comment by BenovanStanchiano in 'Cousin Eddie' display in Kentucky leads to police response by vatred
Not me. I was born in a three piece suit. Cuff links really gave my mom hell
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Reply to This rock with a hole in it by Temporary_Tooth_8697
The real question is what was in the rock? What horror has escaped!
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Reply to comment by dbx999 in Herschel Walker explains vampires & werewolves by WorthlessNotUseless
Oh man see you gotta remember, werewolves are only strong when they are transformed. Vampires are strong 24/7, well except In the sun. So a vampire can easily kill a werewolf on a moonless night. Werewolves are just regular dudes without the moon. The vampire just has to worry about the werewolves they are trying to kill having UV lamps.
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Reply to Alaska Airlines flight delayed after 2 pilots have 'professional disagreement', refuse to fly together by OyVeyzMeir
“No! I wanna sit in the right chair you get the left one!”
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Reply to [Homemade] Pasta alle vongole by East_ByGod_Kentucky
Looks crunchy
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Reply to Iranian official admits that student protesters are being taken to psychiatric institutions by AggregatedAggrevate
Read: “re-education camps”
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Reply to comment by WeirdGoesPro in I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
So, just shove it up your butt?