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beautiful__demise t1_j92y42q wrote
My ex-boss fired me because I lacked the necessary vision to stay in the company.
I don’t see why she said that.
beautiful__demise t1_j9242hw wrote
The police knocked at my door, saying that my dog was chasing a kid on his bike. I slammed the door on them.
My dog doesn’t even have a bike.
beautiful__demise t1_j923dws wrote
Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
I went to that zoo that only has one animal: A dog.
It was a Shih-tzu.
beautiful__demise t1_j9bqiui wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Tequila may not fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.