beerhunter4430

beerhunter4430 t1_jbcbnyt wrote

The mom is probably just messing with him.

My mom used to tell me her car had an airplane button and if I pressed it we’d take off flying, and I believed it so I kept my hands to myself.

My uncle also told me when I was like 6, one of our family friends used to eat ears for breakfast. Like, human ears. Even though he was one of the nicest people I ever met, I was scared Shitless of that man until I was nearly in middle school lol

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