benjancewicz

benjancewicz OP t1_izvldf3 wrote on December 12, 2022 at 4:09 AM

Reply to comment by HappyHungarian15 in [WP] You wake up, and stumble to the bathroom to pee. You realize you have a tattoo on your arm you didn’t see before. It reads “You have Alzheimer’s. You love your wife. Your name is Keith.” Then you notice your hand, on which is scrawled in sharpie: “THE TATTOOS ARE A LIE”. by benjancewicz

Very good!

benjancewicz OP t1_izvkc3r wrote on December 12, 2022 at 4:00 AM

Reply to comment by midnight_medusa in [WP] You wake up, and stumble to the bathroom to pee. You realize you have a tattoo on your arm you didn’t see before. It reads “You have Alzheimer’s. You love your wife. Your name is Keith.” Then you notice your hand, on which is scrawled in sharpie: “THE TATTOOS ARE A LIE”. by benjancewicz

My fav so far.

benjancewicz t1_izo5i2w wrote on December 10, 2022 at 4:03 PM

Reply to comment by Lostinfrance17 in Yikes by MollyClock

I got mine used for $7000. Best thing I’ve ever owned.

benjancewicz t1_izmlwy3 wrote on December 10, 2022 at 5:31 AM

Reply to comment by Velghast in Yikes by MollyClock

I love mine.

benjancewicz t1_ixjkl8t wrote on November 23, 2022 at 10:36 PM

Reply to comment by roccoccoSafredi in Maryland's largest Christmas parade at risk of being postponed by Skontradiction

As soon as I saw the url I knew it was going to be alarmist

benjancewicz t1_ixjkad3 wrote on November 23, 2022 at 10:34 PM

Reply to comment by Skontradiction in Maryland's largest Christmas parade at risk of being postponed by Skontradiction

How much do the Ravens pay the BPD for security every game?