bigfaturm0m

bigfaturm0m t1_ix9ukqa wrote

(hope you like sci-fi/fantasy elements)

The body of Noah Woods (36m) was discovered in the suburbs of London last night.

Cause of death: full body lacerations, too numerous to count. The weapon appears to have been flexible.

Witnesses report the corpse had simply "rolled out from under the coffee table" but perhaps even more strangely, Noah was last seen leaving his apartment in downtown Manchester a mere half hour before.

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