I’m pretty sure I didn’t.

I’m not arguing it’s unrealistic. Just that most people don’t do it. Of course I’d clean up spills or anything of that sort right away.

I think most people, including myself, do not see the stovetop as something that needs to be cleaned after every use. Sure there are neat freaks, but I think I’m in the majority.

Tips for washing car! Don’t let it get dirty, ever. If a bug hits the windshield, immediately pull over and wipe it off. Like, it’s true. But it’s not realistic or helpful in this case. This is a tip for cleaning the stove. Doing exactly what OP described but saying always do it every time. OP is right that this is just the passive aggressive version. In both cases, they are just saying to clean it right after usage.

Whether or not AI did it.

Yes, it does.

Damn. What high school did you go to where kids were sexually active that young?

Welcome to diet and mental health science. I don’t know what else you want me to say.

But did they mention they literally have nothing to do with children.

When the science is about diet and the mental health of children, it’s not gonna be very exact science.