Ah. I'm a complete idiot. I was over here thinking "of course The Byrd suffered a security breach, what else would this be?". Ignore me.

Nobody said anything about Facebook getting hacked, or Facebook's IR team. I was just saying that an arbitrary company with a respectable SOC/IR team would have a playbook for dealing with social media account compromise in addition to their playbooks for ransomware, c2 beaconing alerts etc., because a compromised social media account is a compromised business asset, which is a security breach.

That's 100% a security breach. A security breach isn't just Cobalt Strike implants beaconing out from your systems, it includes stuff like social media account takeovers, business email compromise, etc. Any respectable SOC or IR team will have a playbook for this type of situation. It's not any sort of data exfiltration where people's PII is at risk, which is what I think you may have been trying to get at.

I've got to tickets to the Tim Barry show tonight, 11/19. Asking face value, $26.41 each. I would prefer to sell both to the same person, that way I can just email you the PDF of the tickets. I'm willing to send the tickets first and you can send payment over Venmo or PayPal or whatever after you verify the tickets work. I'm not feeling well enough to go out and just want the tickets used.