No pun; they meant to say "role". Last time I heard the joke, after the 2nd man splats onto the pavement, the bar man says to the 1st man: "Superman, you're such a jerk when you're drunk"

And also gigantic skulls

*double-quotes required for C++

Well, don't just leave us hanging

Wore a mask outside while walking alone, because the government said they'd fine us if we didn't.

Then we can all have a good cackle :)

No. She is 398lb, which is less than 500+lb