canalrhymeswithanal
canalrhymeswithanal t1_jdhrx3c wrote
Reply to TIL that Chinese Food was introduced into America during the California Gold Rush, starting in 1848. As 30,000 immigrants had arrived from the Canton region of China, the restaurants gave the predominantly male population a connection to home and provided gathering places for the Chinese community. by jdward01
Hence Chinese dad saying, "Welcome to America, home of Chinese food."
canalrhymeswithanal t1_j02zjjm wrote
Reply to comment by Iamthewalrus3333 in TIL that roosters don’t have a penis. They pump their sperm into females using a 'cloacal kiss' by [deleted]
You want Wild Duck Burger hentai. Ducks are the ones with the lasso corkscrew dicks.
canalrhymeswithanal t1_iza2fgv wrote
Reply to comment by LittleGreenSoldier in TIL "The Twelve Days of Christmas" STARTS on Christmas Day, and ends of January 5th (Three Kings Day). by HauntedHippie
I should've added the /s tag, but also this was informative and I appreciate that.
canalrhymeswithanal t1_iz9yikr wrote
Reply to comment by LittleGreenSoldier in TIL "The Twelve Days of Christmas" STARTS on Christmas Day, and ends of January 5th (Three Kings Day). by HauntedHippie
Then why the hell America need to enslave so many people? Should've just gone to a temp agency.
canalrhymeswithanal t1_iy3ifb4 wrote
Reply to comment by Equivalent_Duck1077 in In Hindi we gender stuff also one object might have multiple genders by got_no_bright_ideas
Dominatrix. Terminatrix. Enter the Matrix.
canalrhymeswithanal t1_iy3ibhy wrote
Reply to comment by ronin668 in In Hindi we gender stuff also one object might have multiple genders by got_no_bright_ideas
So "Die, Bart, Die" is just... Really bad German?
canalrhymeswithanal t1_ixsyenr wrote
Reply to comment by Infinity_Null in TIL that the average lifespan of zebras in the wild is 25 years. by jcd1974
There's this one asshole sea turtle who just won't die that ruins the averages for all the hatchlings that never touch water.
canalrhymeswithanal t1_ixr1yg4 wrote
Reply to comment by pobody in TIL that turkeys can sometimes reproduce asexually, forming near-clones of themselves. by WaryLouka
Eh ... I've tried using nature to explain the fluidity if sex. One person sat down and thought about it, everyone else got mad.
canalrhymeswithanal t1_ix4vyzh wrote
Reply to comment by Fake_William_Shatner in TIL North Korea has multiple political parties. As of the latest election in 2019, three parties (WPK, Korean Social Democratic Party, and Chondoist Chongu Party) and one organization (Chongryon) are represented in the Supreme People's Assembly, the country's unicameral parliament. by blihk
America has it's issues. We're no north Korea by any stretch, in some ways we worse, but there are citizens on the right that wish we were.
canalrhymeswithanal t1_iw2o5i6 wrote
Reply to comment by Dawnawaken92 in TIL 'The Land of Nod' is originally a biblical reference of a sort of purgatory where Cain was exiled after murdering Abel -- rather than a 'dreamland' sleepytime dealie as it is now colloquially known. by quicxly
We still talking about the wrestler Kane?
canalrhymeswithanal t1_iud8tqj wrote
Reply to TIL about Japanese baseball player Kazuhito Tadano, who went undrafted in his home country after it was discovered he had acted in a gay porn video titled "A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream" by Longjumping_Owl5740
Knocking the ol' Puck around? Wait, wrong sport. Guess I'm looking for puns in Oberon places. Tit... ania.
canalrhymeswithanal t1_je1qnoz wrote
Reply to comment by chrisreddit8888 in TIL recent research shows the demodex mite, which lives on most humans' skin, has an anus. Contradicting earlier findings. by AudibleNod
Being elbow deep in ass is critical for my research, I assure you.