Wait till next week when they’re $3 each.

I’ve never seen that question posed but my answer would be to be able to walk my little dog after dark. As things stand safety wise, I wouldn’t feel safe if I were walking a lion after dark.

Maybe she’s already been a victim and she is doing everything she can to protect herself going forward. Could be, in her mind, tall = safety.

Try being female. By 9:30 pm we’re almost all behind locked doors. Next time you’re out after dark, look around and count the single females, the ones without a male escort. We’ve never been able to just “go about our business” after dark. Now that’s fucked up.

I thought this comment was going to end with an Amazon box. Dead panda for the porch pirates.

They don’t have to raise taxes. Take the money from whatever failure programs are running at the moment. Because you know there must be some agency whose job it is to deal with mentally ill criminals. Right?

There must be someone who is charged with making it safe to walk in center city in broad daylight? Hmmmm. What would their job title be? Hmmmmm. Take the money and redistribute it.
Just don’t call it defunding. Find a better word.