That was my initial thought. I saw this and my mind immediately went to “clicker”.

Somebody needs to hurry up and call the Guinness book of records. There is no way a pole exists in the universe that is hit more often than this one.

Is that “guy who just bought a boat?”

But in all seriousness, it’s a troll. There’s no way that guy is actually from away… he knew that peanut butter and fluff belong together.

PTs always sounded like a car dealership to me.