You're going to let a sandwich fucker into your apartment? What if he makes sandwiches, fucks them, then puts it back in your fridge? What if he poops and doesnt wash his hands and touches your light switch and then you touch your light switch and then you touch your eye and then you get pink eye. Does this ever happen to you??????
chokesatstakebacks t1_j4lcire wrote
Reply to LPT Request: How to ensure that a person doesn't use my personal belongings while staying at my place? by [deleted]
You're going to let a sandwich fucker into your apartment? What if he makes sandwiches, fucks them, then puts it back in your fridge? What if he poops and doesnt wash his hands and touches your light switch and then you touch your light switch and then you touch your eye and then you get pink eye. Does this ever happen to you??????