Hahaha your welcome. The blind part is true. The skull fucking part was obviously not. But it made you squirm and that's funny to me.

I'm blind. If my jaw gets sore after sucking my husband off for awhile, I can just pop out one of the eyeballs and we get an extra lubed hole. It's truly eye opening.

So the reason that changed is because in the Nokia tune, you need to hear the end of the phrase. Whereas this one is transitioning into the following phrase in the actual song. So it doesn’t need to resolve as much as the ringtone does. That’s my ELI5 about why that happens. Also I was with op when she found this out and it was really awesome.

You are very weird, but OK.

You should outside friend find go, play people other with people.

I would rather people laugh at me than not. At least then I know I’m normal. Don’t treat me any differently just because I can’t see it.

My husband and I are also blind. I have prosthetic eyes, but he has real ones. One day we were really getting into sex, and things were heating up until I stuck my finger directly into the back of his eyesocket. And it was not long after we’d had the worst fight we have ever had. So it was really awkward and I spent an hour trying to reassure him that I really wasn’t actually trying to kill him. He was not happy.

I play the triangle!

I bet Buffy Summers would absolutely despise this company.

I ask if he fucked her brains out, but clearly somebody beat him to it.

Just got my new updated shot yesterday. Some slight side effects, but nothing like having actual Covid.