comicmuse1982

comicmuse1982 t1_j6d15gm wrote

Nope. You are wrong. They are called zoomers because they go from A to Z so quickly... They are already at Z.

Always on the move, zipping and zapping, zigging and zagging. Zoomers.... Faster than a Yoomer.

The burger flipper can buy a house if they go freelance and get paid per flipped burger. They'd zoom through it and increase their earnings significantly. Or they could set up a spatula subscription service where people will receive a spatula whenever they need to flip a burger. A corn starch plastic disposable spatula.

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comicmuse1982 t1_j63uqe9 wrote

All of them. It's why they are called zoomers... They are fast and nimble and live for flexible lives. Zoomers won't have roots. Zoomers chose the life of the road, of being deliveroo riders and sofa surfers. Every. Single. One. Of. Them.

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comicmuse1982 t1_j610n5c wrote

Zoomers love the flexibility and freedom of renting a room. It allows them to job hop, do gig work and zero hour contracts as they develop a multifaceted skill set. But what they are really doing is undermining the British economy by not engaging with the housing market, risking a slow down of the hard earned gains of the older generations. Zoomers are selfish.

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