Clearly Zeus was from Nobility if he couldn’t discern the difference between a pile of bones and a pile of meat with a cow stomach on top ;)

I was ignorantly incapacitated which caused my irrationality 🫠

I saw you seeing that 10 years ago

I dont like being still i like being in motion

We cant fit all these people in a simple bedroom!

#OMG you brought friends!

Babe, BABE! You gotta wait till we’re finished checking in to start with that

For all your money and all your sexy looks

Will you guys get naked already?? 😒

Nickelback’s classic track “Side of a Bullet” really hits this one home

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The best are always the comments, everytime.

I’d not Not-Bang you.

Im not unemployed now but my profession tends to work me until ive solved/automated most problems and put myself out of a job, at least at most small to medium manufacturers the pattern has become clear…

Been trying to get in with the bigger corporations for close to a decade now with maximum 1 interview per year if I’m super lucky and get thru the bots to the hiring manager. 5/6 times Ive been rejected with high merits because they decide to go internal promotion

i love my job and the people i tend to work with but im starting to wonder IS THIS HAPPINESS??

God thats all I hear in modern rap songs. Get money. Get owned.

What made the sense?