crackersncheeseman
crackersncheeseman t1_jacpuuk wrote
Reply to What do you call a cheating husband? by DjuncleMC
True story my ex girlfriend said my penis looks like baby Shrek dragging a bag of bowling balls while wearing a chin strap safety helmet. So I cheated on her with a girl named Fiona, because I'm romantic like that.
crackersncheeseman t1_j6m6nzb wrote
Reply to Just a Tribute by Tanked6
I think I was jack rolled
crackersncheeseman t1_j6d5udj wrote
Hard times make hard men and hard men make good times and the circle keeps repeating itself.
crackersncheeseman t1_j244mia wrote
Reply to comment by dewpacs in A re-usable crisp box and diet coke cup in a French McDonalds by blackjack_beans
It would gain weight
crackersncheeseman t1_j23z06i wrote
Reply to comment by jppianoguy in Toilet paper roll without the center roll by Consti
Paper towels even have a center hole for hanging
crackersncheeseman t1_iwpmyeb wrote
I believe Dolly Parton holds the title of queen of Christmas.
crackersncheeseman t1_jdzwupf wrote
Reply to TIL about Lillan Bloodworth, who donated blood every 56 days for nearly 50 years. By the time she stopped at age 85, she had donated 23 gallons. (The average person's body contains about 1.5 gallons.) by WouldbeWanderer
Givername checks out