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**crash866**
t1_ja60ds1 wrote

Reply to **Why did the sailor ground his son?** by **Mkvrgic420**

His grades were under water. Below C Level.

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t1_j9l4z1j wrote

Reply to comment by **notowa** in **My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks** by **Firewing435**

/r/angryupvote

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t1_j9ii803 wrote

Reply to **My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks** by **Firewing435**

I named my dog ‘5 miles’ just so I can say I walk 5 miles three times every day.

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t1_j93yzxj wrote

Reply to **I was looking to find where Girl Scout cookies would be sold. I wonder if these will be made with real Girl Scouts.** by **curiousplaid**

Coconut oil is made from coconuts, sunflower oil is made from sunflowers, olive oil is made from olives. What is baby oil made from?

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t1_iwlpvc6 wrote

My kid left a note asking for money to se a 50 cent concert. I left a note “Here’s a Dollar, take your sister”.

Even cheaper concert to see. 50¢ ft. Nickleback.

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t1_iu4u0ga wrote

Reply to comment by **Boogyman0202** in **Eli5: Where do our files go when we delete them from the trash can in our computer?** by **StarExact5602**

Some manufacturers use base10 for size while your computer measures it is binary.

A gigabyte (GB) -- pronounced with two hard Gs -- is a unit of data storage capacity that is roughly equivalent to 1 billion bytes. In decimal notation (base 10), a gigabyte is exactly 1 billion bytes. In binary notation (base 2), a gigabyte is equal to 230 bytes, or 1,073,741,824 bytes.

crash866t1_je7xb0w wroteReply to

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