True story, the girlfriend of one of the gold robbers in the 80s who stole 3 tonnes from a depot in Heathrow called her two guard dogs Brinks and Mat, because the depot was owned by Brinks-Mat!

God bless her for that at least.

I was going to query this. Arm is looking at an IPO at some point over the next year, and according to this it’d easily beat all of these … but then I realised that this can’t be market cap.

The worst part of it is my hearing is so shite now I wouldn't notice the lack of quality, so it's a shame the youngsters aren't experiencing it now whilst they can.

Oh God, imagine the vibrations of various parts. As a former auto-audiophile, the amount of time and money I had to spend putting sound deadening in places makes me feel like this is a really bad idea