Reminds me of this one (paraphrased from memory)...
A lady went to the doctor. She told him that she has some issues with her gut... that is to say, she farts a lot. ‟It does not smell, but I am constantly farting. It’s very embarrassing.” The lady made her point several times throughout this conversation by alternately farting and turning red with embarrassment. The doctor sagely nodded his head and wrote a prescription.
Fast forward only 3 days later and the woman is back in his office. ‟Doctor it’s worse than ever! I am passing gas just as much as before, but now it smells bad!” The doctor said ‟Good, good, now that we got your sinuses cleared up, lets work on your flatulence.”
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Reply to An old couple was sitting in Church... by Goatmanthealien
Reminds me of this one (paraphrased from memory)...
A lady went to the doctor. She told him that she has some issues with her gut... that is to say, she farts a lot. ‟It does not smell, but I am constantly farting. It’s very embarrassing.” The lady made her point several times throughout this conversation by alternately farting and turning red with embarrassment. The doctor sagely nodded his head and wrote a prescription.
Fast forward only 3 days later and the woman is back in his office. ‟Doctor it’s worse than ever! I am passing gas just as much as before, but now it smells bad!” The doctor said ‟Good, good, now that we got your sinuses cleared up, lets work on your flatulence.”