criticalpwnage
criticalpwnage t1_jcs8x2y wrote
Reply to Bacteria in recalled eye drops linked to cases of vision loss, surgical removal of eyeballs by iamthyfucker
On the bright side, this is an excellent product for anyone looking to get rid of those pesky eyeballs
criticalpwnage t1_jasyl37 wrote
Reply to comment by flibbidygibbit in Premier 'astonished' at B.C. firm's claim it got Health Canada approval to make and sell cocaine by IHOP_007
As I recall cocaine does have a legitimate medical use in eye surgery
criticalpwnage t1_janno44 wrote
Japan finds 7000 rocks just barely poking above sea level
criticalpwnage t1_jaj3m59 wrote
Reply to comment by dzhastin in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
I thought that this couldn’t be real until I looked it up.
criticalpwnage t1_jadzkmo wrote
Reply to Scientists unveil plan to create biocomputers powered by human brain cells - Now, scientists unveil a revolutionary path to drive computing forward: organoid intelligence, where lab-grown brain organoids act as biological hardware by Gari_305
This isn’t horrifying at all. Nope.
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criticalpwnage t1_j6z8vj8 wrote
Reply to comment by Mouthtuom in Transplanted Human Brain Cells Respond to Visual Stimuli in Rat Brains – Study finds human-derived brain organoids can integrate into the visual cortex of rat brains. After three months, the organoids demonstrate electrical responses to visual stimuli. by swhelan_tn
This is so fucked
criticalpwnage t1_j5gs9jw wrote
Reply to comment by ToothlessGrandma in 'People are shocked': the Welsh firm breeding maggots to heal wounds. by filosoful
Are you a zombie?
criticalpwnage t1_j5fxejr wrote
Reply to comment by DamnBunny in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
Onions are very important at Burger King. The last thing you want to do is get bodily fluids all over them
criticalpwnage t1_j4i75jy wrote
Why is there a guy with a gun in the thumbnail, are they going to shoot polio?
criticalpwnage t1_j27s6jy wrote
Reply to comment by Esuts in Northern California statue of meat-packing magnate beheaded by GZAofTheMidwest
Whoever wrote this article should get canned
criticalpwnage t1_j1g6yc9 wrote
Reply to comment by AnxiousAd3182 in Florida Dominatrix Group Demands Taxpayer Money For Dungeon From Local City Council by mnorthwood13
It would probably be cheaper to put suspected terrorists in a sex dungeon rather than keep them at Guantanamo bay
criticalpwnage t1_j0x65u1 wrote
Does this mean that we are all Australian?
criticalpwnage t1_iyo0h3o wrote
Reply to More than half of all young children statewide ages 0-5 are enrolled in the Imagination Library of Ohio program, per the governor's office. That's more than 360,000 Ohio children in total, each receiving "The Little Engine That Could" and other popular books in the mail for free every month. by Sariel007
Looks like you can have shit in Ohio
criticalpwnage t1_iy5elz4 wrote
NGL when I first looked at this picture I thought this was something completely different.
criticalpwnage t1_ixwrri0 wrote
Reply to comment by DeadlyWindFromBelow in Squid Game actor O Yeong-su charged with sexual misconduct by ninja6911
He trained for his role on Epstein’s island
criticalpwnage t1_ix1wvpd wrote
Reply to Philippines prison boss accused of journalist's murder also dug a massive hole to search for buried treasure by pinklushlove
Sounds like this guy needs his own History Channel series
criticalpwnage t1_iwo4vsw wrote
Reply to Woman caught wearing sex toy with boyfriend's ashes inside at airport security by Dr___Krieger
She should have waited until she got to where she was going to put the butt plug in.
criticalpwnage t1_iu6vfr6 wrote
Reply to comment by peon2 in A Chicago Man Quietly Left Behind $11 Million — The Largest Unclaimed Estate In American History by pinktacobuffet
Of course, and if you manage to stay the whole night you actually get the mansion
criticalpwnage t1_iu6ueeo wrote
Russia is going to learn pretty quick that you shouldn’t fuck with the Irish
criticalpwnage t1_itxost2 wrote
Reply to Signatures of alien technology could be how humanity first finds extraterrestrial life by dem676
Space is so big that unless an alien civilization existed millions or even billions of years ago I doubt we will ever hear or see them
criticalpwnage t1_it8i92i wrote
I love the design, it’s very Art Deco!
criticalpwnage t1_iry67dr wrote
She decided to go on vacation to Hawaii after her hamster died and decided to bring the hamster’s ashes with her to disperse them while she was there. She didn’t fly across the world JUST to leave her hamsters ashes.
criticalpwnage t1_iqyxx95 wrote
I can’t wait for these show up in Stalker 2
criticalpwnage t1_iqngg8p wrote
Reply to comment by Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12 in Eurasian Beaver now legally protected in England by Samwise2512
I got the joke my dude
criticalpwnage t1_je7gfw2 wrote
Reply to comment by pythagorean_cultist in What science and technology should be here already (2023) but isn’t? by InfinityScientist
I’m still waiting for my hoverboard