Pretty sure I have that line of audio burned into my brain forever.

Suppose that is the case, why then has the pyramid already eroded to more or less exactly slightly under the size of the small rock like all of the rest of them? The Picture must have then been taken at the exact right moment in time to look like this, seems very unlikely to me.

I thought that too at first glance, but there is no way the smaller ones produce any significant compression. (especially that tiny one on the huge pyramid on the right) They just protect the loam underneath them from rain and thus softening.