Another recommendation for a mechanical timer.

Gardeners use them all the time for this exact purpose (lights on, lights off, water on, water off)

Wait, what? Diet juice?

Probably opens and closes files as part of its app and crashed originally due to hitting an inode limit?

Bananas and celery

All I need is to see the word kegel somewhere and I'll do a few.

> a few bananas later

Had me rolling

I thought they already were created by AI.

Yeah tennis might be bigger in Europe specifically, but in terms of global numbers, the euro basketball fans add to the total number. China and high population SEA countries definitely push basketball into the #2 spot

Phillipines as well, and basketball is pretty huge in many parts of Europe due to the strength of their national teams.

Israel has an entire basketball league and they have the population of New Jersey.

Foreign soccer players wouldn't be on a soda stream billboard in most countries, wtf are you talking about?

You've seen the squirting blood trope in movies, right?

Unless you're Damian Lillard, because he does practice those shots.

The Borg queen is bald, you could have saved yourself some time keeping the hair. Love it though.

That specific button fly is working overtime.

5 drinks over four hours is enough to make you drunk enough to act kinda ridiculous imo. Especially if you had food in your belly that slowed down the absorption of alcohol of the first few drinks but not afterwards so the latter bit hit all at once.

Ahh yes I understand. Zoom makes their money from revenue. Incredible. I never knew a company could make money off of revenue.

Raggedy Anne is always terrifying

SHHHHHHH HE WAS ABOUT TO TURN ON THE LIGHT