darktowerseeker

darktowerseeker t1_j9iq4t6 wrote

One day a newly divorced woman finds a lamp in an antique shop and shines it to see what it is made of. To her a surprise a genie appears.

The genie is a tall and well muscled man who sneers at the woman.

"I know all and i see all. Your husband has left you for another woman because you weren't a good wife. I will grant you 3 wishes, but everything you get your ex-husband gets double of."

The woman nods and agrees to the terms.

"For my first wish I'd like $5 million."

The genie nods "and your ex-husband gets $10 million."

"For my second wish I would like a mansion on the best beach in California."

The genie shrugs. "It is done. And your ex gets two."

The woman thinks for a minute.

"Ok. I've got it! I wish to be pregnant with twins!"

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