darpacheetos
darpacheetos t1_j5l0gok wrote
Reply to [PM] Give me an apocalypse scenario and I will write you a short story about people from that situation. by Lamborgani96
Scientists release a fungus that feeds off of plastic in an effort to clean up the ocean and pollution. The fungus has gotten out of control and humanity is desperately trying to preserve all the shit we have made out of plastic.
darpacheetos t1_j5blt5k wrote
darpacheetos t1_j2c5l1h wrote
Lady on the other end: how does she know?
darpacheetos t1_j6s2d50 wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking at a party and ended up with very bad pictures of me taken by Celectionn
Not a big deal dude. Just say “I’m a grower, not show-er”. These people do this shit to get to you. If you just shrug it off, they’ll forget about it.