datDANKie
datDANKie t1_jeb18bl wrote
i remember one promo he did where he said some dude taught all his brothers how to wrestle in his basement
datDANKie t1_j8yonbt wrote
Reply to comment by bearminmum in How do I dampen people knocking on my front door? (rental) by [deleted]
after you move... remove everything as if you never installed it
datDANKie t1_j8ygrvz wrote
add a screen door with inch gap and keep it locked
then add a doorbell as extra layer
nobody can ever knock again cuz it would just be screen, they will be forced to use the doorbell, and screen would be locked so they can't open it and knock
datDANKie t1_j8yfqkg wrote
Reply to [Text] How do you fix your life in your 30s after wasting about 8 years unemployed and living with family by sleeplessbearr
how often do you beat yo meat?
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they say it gets you motivated when you don't ever
datDANKie t1_j8jmek4 wrote
you wrote more and read more in this thread, with more effort
than the actually contract
datDANKie t1_j5oy9vr wrote
Reply to LPT: If you are in a place where you don't want to sneeze, but you feel your nose start to tickle, pinch the area just above your nostrils. This should reduce the feeling of wanting to sneeze. You don't have to fully close the nostrils even. by RegalDreamer
yeah right.. then you have a compressed sneeze and its as painful as ever wishing you just let it out
datDANKie t1_j2zi08z wrote
Reply to College admissions scam mastermind sentenced to 3.5 years in federal prison by RaffyGiraffy
how did he go about this?
"let me have the failed applicants Jenny"
then rings them up and says your daughter failed... unless....
datDANKie t1_j1fmknb wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway20029188818 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
so ur gay enough to have a girls only sleep over
but not gay
maybe they wanted you to duck all of them
datDANKie t1_j1edjy6 wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway20029188818 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
they think u are
datDANKie t1_j1cczey wrote
ur gay so what would it matter?
datDANKie t1_iy9bfga wrote
now the slaves have to work even harder for the loss
datDANKie t1_ixds59e wrote
i don't think you got scammed. they could care less they got computer parts all over the place
datDANKie t1_iv8ptwf wrote
imagine your tv just goes
PING.........PING...............PING.........PING...............PING.........PING...............PING.........PING...............PING.........PING...............PING.........PING...............
all day all night and you can't do anything about it.. and you dunno its the tv
datDANKie t1_jecpqys wrote
Reply to comment by battlelevel in Me meeting Bret Hart in 1993 when I was 8 years old. by AwesomeDonald
he said it was a dungeon