"That was when I felt it notice me. It held me in it's gaze like stone in a vice. It blinked and I shattered like said stone after one too many turns. Then it's eyes began to encircle its face as its mouth opened, drawing me in. I was gone. The only thing in a vast nothingness... Anyway, that was the last time I did acid."

One day you will find a note written on a price of cheese, and then you will make a sandwich

Yet somehow it is still today

Clap that ass, heyyooooo

I keep waiting for the end and every day I wake up disappointed it's still going.