I haven't used anything from Microsoft since 1999.

Steve Jobs, Steve Jobs, Steve Jobs! (waving my arms frantically in the air at the same time)

I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. U r a legend.

Edit: how big is this team, lol.

These toxic people are so damn alluring though...

Stay strong!

So the goal is to try to be our best self I guess...

The guy on the right is his former self and the guy on the left is the result of letting himself go.