The article says the victim was only shot once, in the arm.

They probably saved that guy’s life.

That was nice of them.

We don’t know that they have photoshop in that reality.

You got some paint on your shirt.

I think you’re having a stroke.

Loser of the contest gets his car keyed?

He has to be vaxxed; you can’t go to school unless you’re vaccinated.

Although…

In their defense, they can’t do their jobs if they have to do them legally.

Someone could make a lot of money selling beer in prison.

Are you serious?

Snow tires are no joke and they’re definitely not a placebo. The difference between a good snow tire and a good all season tire is astonishing.

It’s not so much the tread pattern as it is the rubber compound.

The rubber compound is also why you don’t want to run winter tires in the summer and vice-versa. The easiest way to actually see the difference is to check out a set of summer tires in some light snow.

All-season tires fall into the middle. That’s why they kinda suck but also kinda don’t suck. In most places and situations they end up being “good enough.”

Fucking hell.

Did they have to be middle-eastern?

It’s kinda tough to chop off a head.

That guy put some time into this.

> Sounds like a domestic incident:

I mean… I guess decapitating your nanny or maid qualifies as a “domestic incident” but you’re kind of underselling it.

If only they were as good at certifying elections as they were at selling children.

oh, yes, a license plate with a single digit surrounded by two golden crests.

no civilian would ever notice such things.

Brand name on point, anyway.

> I mean, there’s not much to tell you.

Dude you should delete this. The other comments are making you look like a jagoff.

hahahahaha…. yes that would solve everything!

wow. 100 years of half-assedness.

I hope this is a custody dispute or something along those lines.

Is there no other information?