djseifer

djseifer t1_je2igxj wrote on March 28, 2023 at 10:56 PM

Reply to comment by Starwatcher4116 in [WP] In hell, people can choose what happens to them. They can choose literally ANYTHING. Naturally, many people try to exploit this by going for luxuries and pampering, but the devil ALWAYS has ways to torture those fools... by Crystal1501

"Heaven? Whatever gave you the idea you were in Heaven, Mr. Valentine? This is the other place!"

djseifer t1_j78wzku wrote on February 4, 2023 at 11:53 PM

Reply to comment by MC-Master-Bedroom in PsBattle: A child dressed as a raccon with a rifle by storiedshahadah587

Even Kevin Bacon isn't safe.

djseifer t1_j6jy03y wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:27 PM

Reply to Oh boy 👀 - how do we think the list will look? by JupitersCubes

> S-tier is COMPLETELY wiped. Only S- is left.

"Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?"

djseifer t1_j2ygf39 wrote on January 4, 2023 at 8:45 PM

Reply to Storeman by -Horror-Picture-

"Excusssssse me ssssssir... but what phone carrier do you usssssse?"

djseifer t1_j2f4frm wrote on December 31, 2022 at 8:22 PM

Reply to comment by ADarkDraconis in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk

Some say he only knows two facts about crows, and they're both wrong.

djseifer t1_j25r966 wrote on December 29, 2022 at 9:25 PM

Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: this angry Russian cat by KrevNasty

That cat looks like it just found out it got conscripted.

djseifer t1_j0iroml wrote on December 16, 2022 at 11:14 PM

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Soon after joining the League of Justice, you learned that most of the villains are also part of the league, with they and the heroes mostly just being actors in spandex. Their true purpose is to entertain a group of eldritch beings who would destroy this world should they get bored. by dont-mention-it

*laughs in Haruhi*

djseifer t1_iy9q1nm wrote on November 29, 2022 at 8:16 PM

Reply to comment by Bpopson in My mother (black tank) and her friends 1960's by animal_wax

I understood this reference.

djseifer t1_iv8k1n5 wrote on November 6, 2022 at 2:56 AM

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] "You fool!" cackled the Dark One, "No man can kill me!" "But I am no man!" bellowed the hero, as he unhinged his jaw. A grotesque sound filled the hall as they hacked up impossibly large balls of cloth. Unfurling, they stand and announce "For we are actually three trench coats in a halfling!" by Breadinator

"No, man can kill me!"

djseifer t1_itsp2p2 wrote on October 26, 2022 at 12:40 AM

Reply to comment by Homunculus-Undead in "Swamp Dweller" by me by Crondisimo

I feel so relieved that I'm not the only one who saw this.

djseifer t1_iskyqiq wrote on October 16, 2022 at 7:33 PM

Reply to comment by jimcreighton12 in NASA aces test of robot balloon that could one day explore Venus by MicroSofty88

They'll get around to it once they change its name to Urectum.

djseifer t1_ishknkn wrote on October 16, 2022 at 1:14 AM

Reply to comment by qt-py in [WP] "If you are hearing this message, then it means I'm dead. My attorney has been in contact with, and hired, each of you for a specific yet vague job. You'll need to get to know and trust each other quickly, so I'll be brief. You've real job is to make sure I stay dead." by Paper_Shotgun

I imagine this story hits harder for cancer survivors or those who've known survivors or lost someone to cancer. I know it hits hard for me. Loved this take on the prompt. Fuck cancer.