Too close to reality nowadays to classify as a joke. I have a lot of people working for me, who see themselves as highly educated, but will struggle with the answer.

There are 10 types of people: Those who repost the same old joke, that's being reposted ten times daily, and those who don't.

For a moment I thought it said Jimmy Carter instead of what's in the title.

Wow. I don't really follow college basketball, but Boeheim's longevity as a head coach is astonishing.

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Really? Damn, time flies by so slowly. I thought the movie was older.

It means we don't get the joke part. The boyfriend is supposed to be in the lantern (?!?), but the hilarity of the story appears lost in translation.

Nah, just tone it down on trying to convince girls how cool your BMW 320i is.

Depends on the venue. If it's in a school halfway, I could see Jack shitting being problematic.

And apparently not a very good doctor. Any source of stress can lead to cardiac arrest, not limited to stepping on a Lego block, auto-erotic asphyxiation and falling from a horse, etc. Suffering from Bronchitis is just another cause of stress for the organism.

If you continue to work under bronchitis, no wonder there is a risk of cardiac failure. I had COVID two months back. My first confirmed case since the beginning of the pandemic. Fully vaccinated, and did fairly well, so worked throughout the sickness. Until my heart started aching really bad. I was alone with two of the kids at the time. They're 2 and 4. They were watching TV on the sofa, and I was lying right next to them, crying of pain and thinking this was the last time I glanced at them, not going to live to see them grow up, etc... A man needs rest, when sick. Work-related heroics ain't worth wasting your life, and ruining the lives of everyone around.

I used to have a microwave from the 80s. It finally gave up and caught fire in 2020. The replacement I got is good for nothing, compared to the old one.