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dogenroll t1_j9uakk0 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
Actually that’s above average…
dogenroll t1_j9uae2p wrote
Am I reading this right? 6 inches below average? Wtf lol. I think you’re using the total of 4 people you have been with to determine that.
dogenroll t1_j9ubpme wrote
Reply to comment by BusyBoredom in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
Her: *makes joke about her small boobs.
Him: well, they’re only slightly below average, haha.
Her: wdym? Omg!!!! That’s true, your exes had bigger boobs!!! Do you still like me?
Him: of course I like you. I can’t fit my head in between your boobs but that just means i’m closer to your heart. Being below average is good. I enjoy you :) plus, in the past i could get a boob job, but i dont want that, i just want to be close to your heart :)