Omg I laughed waaaayyyy too hard at this!!! (Mechanicsville escapee here)

My wife just tried a bakery called Buttermilk in Petersburg, and she was nice enough to get me a doughnut and a cupcake. She absolutely loved her gluten free cupcakes. The cupcakes that were designed to taste good, however, were not. To me, it tasted like a cupcake from a gas station. The doughnut was a yeast recipe, and was in fact the kitties titties.