Agreed. I finished it, but only with the help of three vodka cranberries, half a joint, and like two hours of stopping and going.

The bread wasn't too much, it was the cheese that was overwhelming. There was cheese on both grilled cheeses, AND cheese on the burger. All American cheese. I was thinking next time I'd either ask for no cheese on the burger itself, or maybe do like cheddar on the grilled cheeses and something like pepper jack on the burger. Cuz American cheese is fine if it's not the centerpiece of the meal ya know. If you have too much of it you can really taste how plastic it is. But like cheddar? Especially sharp cheddar? I eat that shit straight off the block.

Fried egg, yes. Bacon? Nah bacon on burgers is weird

Cheesus Crust.

Nah, the grilled cheeses are cheese only. The meat is sandwiched between grilled cheeses. Not technically a patty melt. If it was a grilled cheese with a burger in it, then yes. But it's two grilled cheeses with cheese only, encasing a burger.