They said that they weren't looking at your screen, but they were looking. We all knew they were looking

Now, son..... let me tell you how we couldn't use the internet and the phone at the same time

What's happening now is people don't even play games in the same room anymore. They play online games with strangers from halfway across the country. Sometimes with people on the other side of the world.

You see, Billy.... long ago.... there was a beautiful thing called "couch co-op". You didn't speak to your friends over the headset. They would physically come to your house after school or on a weekend and you would spend hours upon hours playing side by side. It was glorious