Not that its fun or easy, but you might have better luck trying to ask owners directly.

But as others have mentioned, doesn't seem like anyone wants to sell. Which is understandable given its uniqueness.

I've used Fios and Optimum gigabit when I lived in the North Ward. Optimum hardware gave me issues, but when I swapped it out for my own modem it worked better. Fios modem/router combo works better and is easier for most.

American Aldi doesn't have a bakery, American Lidl does