He's a developer convincing the quality testers that the glitch is realistic so he doesn't have to figure out what he did wrong.

I don't know why you're getting downvoted so much.

So Van Gogh curses in English?

I find it suspicious that the volcano hasn't erupted in almost 40 years and it picks the best time to promote Rings of Power for Jeff Bezos just as the media storm is dying down.

It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

Someone needs to make one you throw at a spider or other household pest and it vaccums it into itself and closes.

They thought that casting spells in the game would manifest satanic powers in real life.

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...

This is how parents thought D&D worked in the 80s.