It is -2° outside of my door friend, if this is spring, stocks are simply not an issue anymore

And if that happens I will do the exact opposite with agriculture companies. Bayer has been a godsend for shorts in these strange economic times, and they still have 60bn left to lose. Tyson chicken is another one, their scion is a fuckadoo and the chicken is not a winter bird.

If the rat doesnt see its own shadow tomorrow, im playing natural gas long becauae its year 3 of a la niña pattern and if we expect spring where a brutual continuation of winter is FAR more likely, natural gas will be overused vs projections for heating and this will make companies report better than expected returns, driving stock price. Its not smart, its gambling on a groundhog and the weather. Its the most WSB thing i could think of