elmwoodblues
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Reply to comment by hagemeyp in It was nice knowing all of you. I can no longer return to our great state. by GimpsterMcgee
Ben Stiller does a better Bruce than Bruce
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Reply to comment by owlrecluse in It was nice knowing all of you. I can no longer return to our great state. by GimpsterMcgee
It's like a TShirt Hell shirt with R2D2 on it and the caption is 'Star Trek'
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Reply to comment by RevRob330 in It was nice knowing all of you. I can no longer return to our great state. by GimpsterMcgee
Figh-wuh!
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Reply to comment by Jagrmeister_68 in Fire destroys Paterson pickle factory; owners not relishing the idea of rebuilding by rollotomasi07071
Might've been that disgruntled employee who got fired for putting his gerkin into the pickle slicer; then again, it could be the pickle slicer too, since she was also fired.
It's Paterson, Jake: let it go
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Reply to comment by TheRealMetal in Love when I get the 3th one for free (spotted at EWR) by jamditis
Gotta pay for the ambience
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Reply to Whats the worst city in nj? by No_Neighborhood_3191
Clark
elmwoodblues t1_j4hqi0j wrote
Put it this way: if the tank is in the ground, I would think twice about taking ownership FOR FREE.
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Reply to comment by jerseymike83 in Terrible Turnpike Traffic Today by museolini
I missed the Good Day?
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Reply to comment by ZeroJackOogie in Got pulled over for tints today(on 287). Showed the trooper this and he sent me on my way, saying it’s the first time he’s ever seen one by JCisnotNYC
Who doesn't wear seatbelts?
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Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
It uses the whole bass!!
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Reply to comment by SpacelessWorm in It’s a Christmas miracle… Landlord lowered our rent unexpectedly..? by ScuttleCrab729
spk included; who'd ever move?
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Reply to comment by Porkro in Mystical misty jersey morning yesterday by Porkro
Yeah, it was the exposed rebar in this great pic that first located it for me, even before seeing the river
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Reply to comment by Porkro in Mystical misty jersey morning yesterday by Porkro
That's a funky spot we just discovered a year or so ago. Are there any plans for that line to come back, or maybe be converted to a trail?
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Reply to comment by BYNX0 in When you drive past Exit 13, and your windows are open. by LootFroop
Yeah, I see that modern marvel when I'm on the Pike and it's like when they show San Francisco in a Star Trek movie: familiar old stuff with this jarring chunk of future plopped down in the middle of it all
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Reply to comment by SPKmnd90 in When you drive past Exit 13, and your windows are open. by LootFroop
I worked different shifts way back, and would sometimes cross the Goethals around 11 PM. If work was being done, they would neck it down to one lane each direction; like it wasn't narrow enough already for a new driver in an old Mercury Montclair with dodgy tires..
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Reply to comment by SpekkioNu in The last Futuro house in NJ by FGoose
Oh man Service Merchandise! Always wanted to see the lower level, where the microwaves and TV's arose from on that funky belt!
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Reply to comment by surfnsound in The last Futuro house in NJ by FGoose
Whoa, I do now!
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Reply to comment by TellMeYMrBlueSky in The last Futuro house in NJ by FGoose
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Reply to comment by Brilliant_Tourist400 in The last Futuro house in NJ by FGoose
I hit em all! The dodgiest was Jamesway, tho; something about the poor lighting and the bad linoleum made it seem like it was always 2AM
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Reply to comment by CapeManiac in The last Futuro house in NJ by FGoose
Literally my Grants in Clark was replaced by Bradlees, and is now a Target. My Two Guys in Union is what, a Home Depot I think
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Reply to comment by CapeManiac in The last Futuro house in NJ by FGoose
Bradlees was Target before there was Target
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Picking up the mantle then? I'll put mine on freecycle and use the garage space for a new bike, thx!
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Reply to comment by Shadhahvar in As a lifelong Bergen resident: Fuck Google Maps. Yeah, it's only 8 miles, but you try making the trip from Bergenfield to Yonkers just to get kielbasa. And this happens with any store, not just Polish delis. Sidenote: Does anyone know a good place to get Kielbasa near Bergen? by BootPastaHeroin
I'll do a lot of Bowl and Basket, but their kielbasa? When I live near Wallington??
I know, I know: some folks around here buy bagels at DD!?! I'm trying not to judge ..¯\(ツ)/¯
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Reply to comment by EagleFly_5 in As a lifelong Bergen resident: Fuck Google Maps. Yeah, it's only 8 miles, but you try making the trip from Bergenfield to Yonkers just to get kielbasa. And this happens with any store, not just Polish delis. Sidenote: Does anyone know a good place to get Kielbasa near Bergen? by BootPastaHeroin
Piast us online? And Pizza Town takes credit cards now?? What a world 🌍
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Reply to comment by BF_2 in It was nice knowing all of you. I can no longer return to our great state. by GimpsterMcgee
Massholes are bad, Boston Massholes are very very bad.