elpajaroquemamais t1_jee5a0r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:04 AM

Reply to comment by ratmon in Enjoying a “Stormy Daniels. Unfortunately it must include a 3” orange…”stick” by takethatkevin

Now say that to the MAGAS who literally defend his hand and dick size.

elpajaroquemamais t1_jee581t wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:03 AM

Reply to comment by IOKTBW-Movement in Enjoying a “Stormy Daniels. Unfortunately it must include a 3” orange…”stick” by takethatkevin

Yeah. The ones who despite all the evidence still think he’s innocent of everything are very deranged indeed.

elpajaroquemamais t1_je99puk wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:36 AM

Reply to comment by plaincoldtofu in TIL The organizers of the Japan Olympics in 2021 distributed 160,000 condoms to the athletes by Future_Green_7222

It’s 30 condoms per pair of athletes though.

elpajaroquemamais t1_je99jfb wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:34 AM

Reply to comment by Skywire2000 in All odd numbers have the letter E in them. by EgonVector

Also they are even.

elpajaroquemamais t1_je990z6 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:27 AM

Reply to After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader

Hot.

elpajaroquemamais t1_je9802i wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:13 AM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in “You’re so Vain” Confusion by TexitorFlexit

No one knows who it’s about. It’s a mystery. She’s only told one person.

elpajaroquemamais t1_je6ncxp wrote on March 29, 2023 at 8:04 PM

Reply to comment by garry4321 in 31-Year-Old Used Her $1,200 Stimulus Check to Start a ‘Cash Stuffing’ Business—It’s on Track to Bring in $1 Million This Year by ChickenXing

You mean reading?

elpajaroquemamais t1_je4hrpc wrote on March 29, 2023 at 10:55 AM

Reply to TIFU when I spoke to the surgical planner by sugarintheboots

Lean into it and go for it.

elpajaroquemamais t1_jdqht6i wrote on March 26, 2023 at 11:58 AM

Reply to comment by Upshot12 in The absolute unit of a prime rib my father in law got for his birthday dinner. by Reflex_Teh

Gout doesn’t just pop up if you don’t have it. Doesn’t work like that.

elpajaroquemamais t1_jdoolnx wrote on March 26, 2023 at 12:05 AM

Reply to comment by loztriforce in Within our lifetime, we may see the first human not born on earth. by trix2705

I think they mean space

elpajaroquemamais t1_jdoob5y wrote on March 26, 2023 at 12:03 AM

Reply to comment by Chava_boy in Baby camel asks its mother by Chava_boy

Useful for if you tell this joke again

elpajaroquemamais t1_jdonitn wrote on March 25, 2023 at 11:57 PM

Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d

I took one but didn’t swallow it fast enough. I’ve got a stiff neck.

elpajaroquemamais t1_jczccwh wrote on March 20, 2023 at 6:32 PM

Reply to Songs about being the toxic one by [deleted]

You know me better than that by George Strait.

elpajaroquemamais t1_jcxp432 wrote on March 20, 2023 at 11:02 AM

Reply to [image] by Royal_Tumbleweed_910

Doing nothing is a mistake

elpajaroquemamais t1_jc3e83s wrote on March 13, 2023 at 7:20 PM

Reply to comment by EnvironmentalPack451 in [Image] "The more you wake up to who you are, the more unbearable it becomes to be who you are not." by Butterflies_Books

Cool. See that’s succinct and makes sense.

elpajaroquemamais t1_jc2uu8x wrote on March 13, 2023 at 5:16 PM

Reply to [Image] "The more you wake up to who you are, the more unbearable it becomes to be who you are not." by Butterflies_Books

Uh you can never be not who you are.

elpajaroquemamais t1_jbzxtm5 wrote on March 13, 2023 at 12:42 AM

Reply to [Image] Quote by Herman Melville by JettMe_Red

Tell that to Jeff Buckley whose imitation of Leonard Cohen is amazing

elpajaroquemamais t1_jbsryra wrote on March 11, 2023 at 12:49 PM

Reply to comment by Best-Jello in [Rapoport] Major draft shakeup. Sources say the Bears are trading the No. 1 overall pick to the Panthers in exchange for big-time compensation including multiple 1st rounders. Chicago loads up and lands at No. 9, while Carolina can draft its QB of the future. by BCLetsRide69

Clearly you aren’t a panthers fan

elpajaroquemamais t1_jbo22l0 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 12:52 PM

Reply to comment by CryptoCentric in Ginger Spice was the only real Spice Girl. by RuariWasTaken

Why? They’d all be spices.

elpajaroquemamais t1_jbj2d6n wrote on March 9, 2023 at 12:15 PM

Reply to comment by Actually-Yo-Momma in Boeheim out after 47 seasons at Syracuse by Jonas_Venture_Sr

He might work there.

elpajaroquemamais t1_jbj2amu wrote on March 9, 2023 at 12:14 PM

Reply to comment by Orphasmia in Boeheim out after 47 seasons at Syracuse by Jonas_Venture_Sr

He’s been at Syracuse as a player, assistant, and coach since 1963.

elpajaroquemamais t1_jbj27yw wrote on March 9, 2023 at 12:13 PM

Reply to comment by ShawshankException in Boeheim out after 47 seasons at Syracuse by Jonas_Venture_Sr

I’m down in Greensboro and got to see his final game ever. It’s wild to see the end of a 60 year relationship with Syracuse.

elpajaroquemamais t1_jb7luwh wrote on March 7, 2023 at 1:05 AM

Reply to comment by glenn3k in US teen Jordan Stolz is first man to win three individual golds at speed skating worlds | Speed Skating by carnifex2005

Got ‘em

elpajaroquemamais t1_jadixbs wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:38 PM

Reply to comment by LockCL in OFFICIAL: Lionel Messi has been named The Best FIFA Men's Player 2022. For the seventh time! by dragon8811

Why wouldn’t they?

elpajaroquemamais t1_jad6cwc wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:18 PM

Reply to comment by LockCL in OFFICIAL: Lionel Messi has been named The Best FIFA Men's Player 2022. For the seventh time! by dragon8811

Yes, as opposed to the women’s award, which is different. Unless you are just being purposefully sexist. Then fuck off.