emzirek
emzirek t1_jdecg20 wrote
Reply to comment by CuredOast672 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
why don't you make like a baby and head out
emzirek t1_jbxxre8 wrote
Reply to comment by DidntWantSleepAnyway in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
what do you call a million lawyers in hell?
a damn good start
emzirek t1_ja65089 wrote
TIL admiral means general in the Navy
emzirek t1_j5x7mtu wrote
Reply to comment by Low-Airline-7588 in Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
you forgot to add and book them
emzirek t1_j5ivy0h wrote
Reply to comment by Marquar234 in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
no, it's "careful with that axe Eugene"
emzirek t1_j5hs7rx wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
hey pal, I ain't your friend...
emzirek t1_iwtkte0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803
your best bet is to find another virgin and explore each other
emzirek t1_jedjt6i wrote
Reply to I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
r/dadjokes