I honestly believe that your odds are ~1/100,000 if you are Parisian French, ~1/1,000,000,000 if you are non-Parisian French, and flip a coin if you're American in France.

The sass on the second to last one. Props.

That’s super endearing! Please give them a hug. And you should get them a leather jacket. And please have them bring the 80s hair back.

Knowing Germans, I bet your dad's a fluff machine that tears up easily. And your mom probably is logical. Like Martina.

It doesn't matter after a certain point.

If you told me they were in their late 30s, I'd say yup. But damn, grandparents got great genes.

How much is that in thalers?

That's going to outlast the concrete anyway.

Is the average Dutch just naturally high?

Division 1 athletes. Is what I expect you kids were.

You mean another science experiment at grandma's?!

Silence is golden. Besides, sharing secrets is very intimate.

Ah, now I know.

touche

I am internet famous now. I get my stuff stolen!

I thought that was basil not spinach…

Guys and girls, I know it’s bread. But making an open faced peanut butter and banana sandwich and calling it a pizza isn’t going to fly.

You think this is mad? Koreans put sweet potatoes on theirs. Why, hell, Americans put Alfredo sauce on theirs with chicken and bacon and cheese. Pizza is like tacos of Europe.

For stience

This pair of cog stiences hard.

You sound like the sibling who says that they didn't want any before it was made and now wants some.

IMHO, better livery

Old man got a trick or two, eh? Welcome. Welcome to the filth we call Reddit.

I'd let that seductive polar bear save me.

Word. I’ll take note of it.