>Who even needs a manual for a laptop?

i remember when i also used to assume that everyone knows the same things i know.

things are much less exhausting now, operating under the assumption that everyone is stupid. now i'm occasionally pleasantly surprised by people, instead of incessantly disappointed by them

> the best way to get famous is to know famous people

you're leaving out an important step: the famous people you know have to actually like you. no one likes a name-dropping parasite, especially famous people