fatpad00
fatpad00 t1_ixys9o5 wrote
Reply to comment by Mystic3012 in My girlfriend wanted to talk to me about ‘how childish I am’ by static_moments
Be careful what you say Lois, because if I'm a child that makes you a pedophile, I will NOT stand here and be lectured by a pervert
fatpad00 t1_j29qvdy wrote
Reply to comment by MikeLinPA in My wife asked if I'd like to try a new sex position by Lord-Wombat
I like to tell this joke, its best in person:
If the rocker doesn't shock her, then spock her.
If that's still not enough...
THE MINIVAN
(hold up a fist and 2 fingers on the other hand)
2 in the front, 5 in the back