You're a good person. I would have done the same thing.

There's also one called ' telephone to nowhere' or something. It is powerful.

It was 20 years ago, my friend. I'm pretty over being shamed for my choices. Lol

One time, I met a dude at the bank and proceeded to spend like three days at his place. Doing...things. Anywho, left and found my car with two parking tickets on it and went home and my roommate was like where were you? Lol I'm wondering if this was similar.

Why are you offering it up to the forest like a sacrifice?

Twice a year, the sun shining in just fucks my sensors up, and it won't close unless I stand there with an umbrella shading it.

He probably found a cute chick he shacked up with.

Dude. This happened to me once. Except I half woke up and kind of came to as I was about to have sex with someone. It was fucking awful. I NEVER would have done that, especially with the person it was. After a few minutes of realizing what was happening to me, and escorting them out, I ran to the bar to figure out what the fuck happened but it was already closing time. The next morning I woke up and didn't feel hungover at all. I just felt the worse sense of dread and being violated that I'd ever felt. All my money was gone, my friends had left earlier in the night and I think someone took advantage of seeing me by myself.

I'm totally going to start a collection for the offspring.

That's because nothing is regulated in the way that it should be.

Hah, we just finished this book a week ago and even watched the movie.