Oh, it’s fake as fuck.

Man, you are too young for this shit, is this really how you want to spend the rest of your life? Get out now! You don’t have kids, take it from someone older than you that should’ve listened to people trying to tell me the same thing when I was your age, and ended up learning the hard way because I didn’t listen.

If this is real, which I doubt it is, then you a just a dickhead.